Words to cringe by: “Mom, I made the guinea pig fly!”

Real guinea pigs don’t slide down slides nor do they parachute …...

31st Jul
piggies

Let’s talk confusing cup sizes … some aren’t even a size.

You opened that thinking I was going to talk about boobs, didn’t...

27th Jul
cups

Would you make anyone suffer Julie Reece’s most embarrassing moment?

According to Julie Reece, she and her girls devoured countless YA books...

25th Jul
Would you make anyone suffer Julie Reece’s most embarrassing moment?

There is a little knob in my house … no, there are a TON of them, and they never get used …

What is it? Oh, come on, guess. If you have kids, you...

24th Jul
lightswitch

Neener-neener … I talked with Sean Holloway’s Mother-in-Law. What does she really think about him?

How can anyone not love Sean Holloway from the moment they meet...

23rd Jul
Neener-neener … I talked with Sean Holloway’s Mother-in-Law. What does she really think about him?

Lookie what I got!

Tada! A signed cover of Blue Moon!!! I’m so special! I really...

20th Jul
perf5.250x8.000.indd

Poor Larry. According to my daughter, he needs a funeral

Larry the squiggly worm weighs absolutely nothing. He is nothing but a...

19th Jul
"Larry"

Woohoo! Wanna free copy of Surrender? By *moi*? :)

It’s always fun when I get to give away one of my...

17th Jul
Woohoo! Wanna free copy of Surrender? By *moi*? :)

But, Mom! Why can’t I have a cupcake for breakfast? You let me have a doughnut.

What could I say to that? That really was her argument. “No,...

16th Jul
Cupcake Photo by lamantin

I’m considering a fine for random shoe littering in my house. :) Who’s with me?

This is not a post about shoes, per se. This is a...

10th Jul
Random shoes

Happy Birthday, America!

Too many candles for the cake, so let there just be cake!...

04th Jul
Happy Birthday, America!

Whenever there’s a bad smell in the house … look to the teenagers.

For the last week, there’s been a smell in my house. Part...

02nd Jul
Man plugging his nose from odor